My family cracks me up on a daily basis.
Here are just two instances that made me smile today...
Scene: I'm in the bathroom. I can hear bickering from the other side of the door, but I'm purposely trying NOT to hear what they are disputing. Then I hear Zak, now standing right outside the door,
"MOM! Grace is falsely accusing me!!"
I didn't answer. He went away, finally.
Scene: I'm sitting in the recliner with Kit. Zak is bouncing on the exercise ball, when he slows to a stop.
"Mom, I think it's about time you let Koda out of time out, don't you?"
"Look at her!"