Me: I'm worn out! I would like it if we could schedule one night a week that I don't have to cook, nor be in any way responsible for preparing food.
Vic: Okay. What night do you want to not cook nor in anyway be responsible for preparing food?
Vic: No problem. Fridays it is.
Vic: Uh, you know today isn't Friday, right?
Me: It's not?
Vic: No, it's Monday.
Me: Huh. Well, I'm not cooking tonight either.
Vic: Okay. Thanks for telling me.
Me: No problem.