Scene: Victor and I are sitting at the table. Zak walks into the kitchen shortly after being assigned a joint chore with Grace.
Zak: Mama?! I made a joke to Grace, and then she looked at me all mad. Then I told her I was just kidding and she said, "Before you said that, in my mind, I said, 'I'm telling!' "
Well, glad we got that all cleared up.
Scene: Victor just finished reading my Fix-it Friday post.
Vic: I really like these Fix-it Fridays.
Me: Thanks...It's because of all the stuff I'm getting done isn't it?
Vic: (Laughs) Yeah, it's pretty awesome. Maybe you should add a Tune-up Tuesday and a Mop-it Monday.
Me: Hmmmm...How about a Daily Dish-Pan Man? :)
Scene: Victor is typing a text as I enter the room.
Victor: Hey, how do spell "barrage"?
Me: Uhhh...I'm not sure. Maybe like "garage", but with a "b".
A few seconds pass.
Victor: Sooooo, how do you spell "garage"?
Thank goodness for spell check!